Monday, January 14, 2008
Jan. 14th 2008 Show Status
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Happy New Year ??? Ok... I will play along!
But enjoy the ride!
(one of us should!!!)
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
REJECTED Top 10 list!
Well, I sent one myself to CBS and lets just say it was quickly returned with a nice letter asking me not to ever contact anyone at CBS again.
But, I work for CBS!!!---- Don't I?
Can this be that offensive?
ENTITLED --- Santa's best Top 10 pick-up lines!
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I've got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you've been bad or good--so let's skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it.)
3. I see you when you're sleeping--and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I've got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club
Find out TUESDAY 12-18-07 at 10:10 pm MST what the official Top 10 is! You can listen here FREE
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Weekend Antics of The Scooter McGee Show on NEWSTALK 1310 KFKA
Is there room ya think for a 1/2 scale Nativity Scene?
I will be one of the judges on MONDAY 12-10-07 for Greeley Lights the Night Contest at 530 pm MT. If YOU have a holiday decoration you are proud of, why not send me the pictures and we will post them on the website to let everyone see your holiday spirit!
I also kinda went overboard inside the bunker as well. This unfortunately is only about 1/5 of the holiday crap I own......
"Scooter... I thought you didn't celebrate the holidays!?!"-----"Have you been making cookies again?"
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Christmas Cookie Recipe
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water -I tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar I tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle CROWN ROYAL
- Sample the CROWN ROYAL to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the CROWN ROYAL again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the CROWN ROYAL is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner, I mean turn on the mixer
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver, or screwdriver----HEY that sounds good! Can I get one please!
- Sample the CROWN ROYAL to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the CROWN ROYAL.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of CROWN ROYAL.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Sunday Moments?!? NWO Report?
What is happening to the world as we knew it?
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The Scooter McGee Show for 11-22/Thanksgiving 2007 The LEFTOVERS SHOW w/Conspiracy Corner---Santa VS. Satan
What do we know about Santa?-
*It dresses in blood red.
*It is immortal, as far as we know.
*It only appears at night, flying through the air with horned beasts at Its command.
*It uses some unknown sorcery to infiltrate billions of homes in one night. *It is not afraid of fire or heat (in chimneys, for instance) or cold for that matter.
*It has beady, coal-black eyes (all pupil, maybe, or perhaps insect-like).
*Its bloated midsection wiggles like gelatin (an undead substance made of decaying animal parts).
*It is sometimes called "Old Nick" (which pretends to refer to St. Nicholas, but is really a nickname [ETP] of the Devil).
*Its name is an anagram of Satan Lucas, which sounds very sinister to me ("the Light of Satan"?).
*It spreads Its message of greed and gluttony on the very eve of the celebration of Christ’s birth.
Indeed, many children believe in Satan Lucas many years before ever learning of the "true meaning of Christmas", and even then the "true meaning" is largely ignored, and the evil rites are passed on to another generation.
There is a song about It which begins, "you’d better watch out…"
Its minions, an elaborate network of spying adults, keep tabs on your behavior throughout the year, and postal services of the world dutifully deliver reports to It. In short, Santa Claus is an evil conniving demigod, who has become powerful enough to control the economy, tempt people to do very wicked actions (all cloaked in "holiday spirit"), and battle Jesus for control of his own birthday. The cult of Satan Lucas is growing rapidly. Children are being programmed to be evil minions when they become adults. Ritual sacrifices of innocent milk and cookies are offered up to Its obesity. Depression, crime, and suicides increase during the Christmas hellidays, and no wonder.
THE SANTA CLAUS CONSPIRACY
For years now, they've lied to us. But now the biggest conspiracy since
the incorporation of Yule into Christianity has been uncovered: There is no Santa Claus. Who wasn't told this absurd lie? For many, it was even by their parents! And who is behind this conspiracy? The C.I.A., the K.G.B.
or perhaps Mr. Macy? Was is an attempt by the Freemasons to boost their power with lies? The research department of that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January 1990) has calculated and come to the shocking result: there is no Santa Claus!
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world.
BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west
(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the
tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air
resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as
spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer
will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.
The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a
second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
FBI INVESTIGATION REVEALS MORE!
It all began early this fall. An agent from the FBI was sent to the North Pole to investigate the lifestyle of Santa Claus. What he found was astonishing and shocking.
"Shocking"-- Ionesco
"The first thing I noticed was the horrible working conditions of the elves" wrote agent Lars Ionesco. "The room in which the elves create their toys was as small as a bathroom and smelled like one too. Besides this the elves were forced to work unreasonable hours. Santa would lock the elves within this room until they would produce 2000 toys apiece. The elves were fed one meal a day consisting of bread and prune juice." "After leaving this room," continued Ionesco, "I entered Santa's house. As I entered the house, I was rudely thrown right back out of the house by one of Santa's reindeer; I believe it to be Rudolph. After this incident, I returned to the States."
A more thorough investigation of old Kris Kringle proved that he was hiding something. First of all, Santa has avoided paying his taxes for over 45 years. It appears that Santa has also been charging all of his bills to the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny is having his own day in court later this month for two bombings that took place last Easter. The Bunny had no official comment about Santa at press time.
Another rumor has started that three of Santa's head reindeer were using illegal steroids, distributed by Santa. The three reindeer are Dasher, Blitzen, and Donder. The trio is currently on temporary suspension pending a complete investigation.
After a week of investigation, the esteemed Dr. X made a few discoveries of his own. He brought these discoveries to the Pentagon. Many charges have been brought up on Santa and his helpers as a result of this investigation.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Thanksgiving Scooter McGee Style
I am getting asked "Scooter, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
I always reply...."I usually work on Thursdays", and I seem to get more and more crap about this subject.
Now that I have announced that the show is going national I will say this, I am not against the holidays, I just personally don't celebrate any of them.
Having said that, I have already prepared 2- 12lb turkeys, my grandmothers dressing, 2 gallons of homemade stock, 5 quarts of Turkey Noodle Soup, and have everything in the freezer for now until the end of the year. I, in public am all about the holidays. In private, my home is even decorated as of 11-20-07 but I don't partake in the holiday.
I have been asked in my chat room for the show to post the actual recipes that I am using so as promised here they are.
TURKEY------
Cook your turkey the way you want it, I cook my 12 lb turkeys in a Rival 16qt roaster oven (stand alone) at 350 for 2 hours. I prefer to do small birds since they won't dry out and are more manageable. I also brine them in a simple mixture of salt and sugar (1 cup each) a dozen peppercorns and a bay leaf, then brine it in a 40 qt cooler the night before roasting.
DRESSING---
Those of you who actually listen to my show know only about 1 of my grandmothers, and so I must now let you know that last week my other grandmother passed away. ---UNDERSTAND I will NEVER let my personal life affect my show.
HERE is her obituary-----
Shiely, Ann J. (Fee) (Appert) Age 90 of St. Paul Preceded in death by: her husbands Robert Appert (1951) and Joseph Shiely Jr. (1995); brother Richard (Marjorie) Fee; and sons-in law Joel Turbak & Bart Swenson. Survived by: her brother Dr. John (Joan) Fee; children, stepchildren and spouses, Robert (Jean) Appert, Mary Ann (Tom) Montgomery, John (Julie) Appert, Joseph (Georgeann) Shiely, Dan Shiely, Mary Turbak, Cindy Shiely, Jane (Ken) Powell, Leah Swenson,; and many loving grandchildren; great grandchildren; nephews; and nieces. Ann devoted more than 30 years to her career as a nurse and an educator, receiving her nursing degree from the College of St. Scholastica, Duluth; a master's degree in education from the University of Minnesota; and an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Science from St. Scholastica. She taught at Miller & United Hospitals, and was chairwoman of the Department of Nursing at Anoka-Ramsey State Junior College, where she developed the state's first associate degree in nursing. She served on the boards of: the University of Minnesota Foundation & Health Care Administration; the South Washington County Human Services Bureau; the College of St. Scholastica; the Ramsey County Lung Association; the United Hospital; and the United Hospital Foundation, receiving the "Service to Humanity Award" in 1987 for "selfless dedication and exemplary leadership in improving the health & welfare of the residents of St. Paul and surrounding area". She was a governor of the State Board of Nursing and a member of the Midwest Regional Council of the National League for nursing. She also served as a volunteer Guardian ad Litem for Ramsey County acting as an advocate for children involved in court proceedings. She will be remembered for her love of nature, Bear Lake, and as a person of uncompromising integrity who held high expectations of herself and those around her, yet always providing unconditional love and support. A Memorial Mass of Christian Burial will be held 11AM Saturday Nov. 17, 2007 at PRESENTATION of the BLESSED VIRGIN MARY Catholic Church, E. Larpenteur & Kennard St. Maplewood; followed by a reception and lunch. Private family burial will take place at Bear Lake, Haugen, Wisconsin. Memorials, in lieu of flowers, are preferred to the College of St. Scholastica Nursing Scholarship Fund. Special thanks and gratitude to the staff at Lakeridge Memory Care Unit and Allina Home Hospice. Arr. by O'HALLORAN & MURPHY 651/698-0796.----
The service was FRIDAY 11-16-07 and I am pissed on 19 levels and 30 years later as to why am not part of my family anymore.
-----PS-----This is the Grandmother who dropped off the "Santa" presents to our home that my biological brother and I opened, played with, and RE-WRAPPED while my Mother and Father were at The Lexington having lunch with my God-Parents on Christmas Eve.
BACK TO THE DRESSING---
2 1 lb. loaves white bread
2 1 lb. loaves wheat bread
12 corn muffins of choice or cornbread recipe mix of choice that makes 12 muffins.
1/2 lb butter (2 sticks)
2 medium yellow onions (finely chopped)
1/2 lb celery (finely chopped)
1/2 lb carrots (finely chopped)
3 cloves garlic
2-3 cups broth of choice (I use homemade turkey broth)
2 eggs
2 tblsp salt and fresh ground pepper
4 tblsp poultry seasoning.
Directions-
OVEN to 350
Place bread on sheet pans and LIGHTLY toast in oven till done.
While rotating bread chop all veggies and use half of butter to saute veggies (adding garlic last!)
TEAR by hand all the bread into mixing bowl to accommodate.
CRUMBLE the corn muffins
ADD veggies to torn and crumbled breads
SPRINKLE poultry seasoning and salt and pepper over mixture at that point
ADD 1 stick melted butter
ADD 2 (two) large eggs mixed in small bowl for 30 seconds w/fork
ADD 1 1/2 cups stock and MIX
ADD stock to moisten mixture to desired consistency.
BAKE IN BUTTERED DISH FOR 20 MIN IN FOIL (if you like a crust take foil off after20 min and cook until desired golden color.
My other Grandmother the one to whom I refer too on my show was making this while she asked me to tell the story about un-wrapping Grandma Ann and Grandpa Joe's gifts.
PUMPKIN BARS-----
4 eggs
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
15-ounce can pumpkin
2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
Icing: 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened
2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Using an electric mixer at medium speed, combine the eggs, sugar, oil and pumpkin until light and fluffy. Stir together the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt and baking soda. Add the dry ingredients to the pumpkin mixture and mix at low speed until thoroughly combined and the batter is smooth. Spread the batter into a greased 13 by 10-inch baking pan. Bake for 30 minutes. Let cool completely before frosting. Cut into bars.
To make the icing: Combine the cream cheese and butter in a medium bowl with an electric mixer until smooth. Add the sugar and mix at low speed until combined. Stir in the vanilla and mix again. Spread on cooled pumpkin bars.
Now I am going to go clot! Happy Pilgrim Day!
Monday, November 19, 2007
The Scooter McGee Show for 11-19-07
MONDAY, NOV. 19, 2007
WE PROUDLY WELCOME SPECIAL GUEST ALEX CORD!
Consumate actor with over a 40 year career in film and TV, and now author.
THIS IS ONE SHOW YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Scooter McGee Show for 11-14-07 w/Guest Kay Cox The Pet Counselor
The show as always (unless you know something I don't) begins at 9pm MST on NEWSTALK 1310 KFKA Listen for free by clicking HERE
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
11-13-07 and the N.W.O. is winning???
Al Garza retired in 2003 after 32 years as a private investigator in Southern California.
Al Garza has diligently dedicated three years to the minutemen in a crusade to set a new standard for what it means to be an American.
Al Garza praises immigrants of all nationalities and without prejudicial bias, welcomes everyone to the land of opportunity. But, he also believes in the legal process of immigration. No one is exempt from our laws.
Phone lines open for your questions at 9pm MST at 877-353-1310 and the calls are toll-free!
ENJOY THE SHOW!
Minuteman membership has been growing nationally recently, with hundreds of new members added in the last three months, according to Garza.A new chapter is starting in Colorado with a new-member meeting Nov. 17, and the group now has some form of representation in nearly every state with a total of more than 9,000 members, JOIN NOW
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Conspiracies in JFK Assasination - Joe Lanier
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Chemtrails VS. Contrails
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Possibly The Death Of America?
I am afraid that while America is focused on the California wildfires (of whom all victims my prayers personally go out to) the party players within the District of Criminals in Washinton D.C. will openly pass S-2205 and it will only run on the scroll on FoxNews and will never even make the news untill it's too late.
The Dream Act, thought to have already been killed twice, is still alive and well on the New Wolrd Order's surface, who would think that the members of Congress could be so bold?
Senator Reid-----
Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-Nev.) has just filed for “cloture” on S. 2205 (the DREAM Act amnesty). In an email to NumbersUSA members Roy Beck said, “Sen. Reid is hell-bent on getting this amnesty through the Senate as fast as possible and before we can fully mobilize the country as happened when we defeated his Comprehensive Amnesty bill in June. “
When does he go on trial for treason, after me for saying something about this?---I BEG EVERYONE who reads this to pick up your phone and at least call the SENATE SWITCHBOARD!
Don't know who to call----here are some suggestions!
Phone Senate Switchboard 202-224-3121
Colorado Residents PLEASE CALL
Sen. Allard 202-224-5941
Sen. Salazar 202-224-5852
Key Senators:
Durbin (Asst. Maj. Leader) -- 202-224-2152
Reid (Maj. Leader)-- 202-224-3542
Shelby (AL)-- 202-224-5744
Hagel (co-sponsor) 202-224-4224
Lugar (co-sponsor) 202-224-4814
Brownback (KS) 202-224-6521
Grassley (IA) 202-224-3744
Lott (MS) 202-224-6253
Cochran (MS) 202-224-5054
Hutchison (TX) 202-224-5922
Byrd (WV) 202-224-3954
You can see all the direct Capitol office phone numbers and the numbers for their offices back home at:www.numbersusa.com/congressinfo/
Thursday, October 18, 2007
The Law of Reversal
Conspiracy Corner LIVE from "The Bunker"
I hope that you all enjoy tonites CONSPIRACY CORNER with Joe Lanier!
As you can see "Operation Sock-Monkey" is alive and well! The "Bunker" is up and running and the show can ONLY get better now!
Head to the blog on ScooterMcGee's Radio show to hear more LIVE from 9-12mid!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Obama & Cheney are COUSINS?
Now I just feel ill! This is being reported out of the U.K.!
The wife of US Vice-President Dick Cheney has revealed that her husband is closely related enough to the Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama to call him “cousin”.
Lynne Cheney said that she had made the unlikely discovery of kinship between President George W Bush’s hawkish deputy and the charismatic black Illinois senator while researching ancestry for her new memoir, Blue Skies, No Fences.
The men are apparently eighth cousins, but Mrs Cheney said she did not include this in her memoir.
“This is such an amazing American story that one ancestor ... could be responsible down the family lines for lives that have taken such different and varied paths as Dick’s and Barack Obama,” Mrs Cheney told MSNBC television.
According to Mrs Cheney's spokesman, Senator Obama is a descendant of Mareen Duvall.
The French Huguenot’s son married the granddaughter of a Richard Cheney, who arrived in Maryland in the late 1650s from England.
The Vice President’s full name is Richard B. Cheney.
A spokesman for Senator Obama, who wants to be the first black US president, offered a tongue-in-cheek response.
“Every family has a black sheep,” said Bill Burton.
Hmmm.... Skull & Bones, Secret Societies, and fixed elections, I am curious Barack....who owns who?
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Looking up into the vast beyond!
Do you have any pictures like this? If so PLEASE send them to me and we will post them on my website. I promise we are going to do some shows and try to get to the truth behind all these "chemtrails"!
So can anyone explain this?
How about trying to explain this away?
Then you can explain this as well I hope.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Show Status after 3 years
Joe and myself promise to keep this alive as best we can, but we are most excited about taking on one more "Conspiracy Keeper" John Curry from Waupan, Wisconsin. His participation in this project will be CRUCIAL for it to work correctly! Together we will be bringing you the TRUTH behind the news of the headlines! The cast rejoins the show as well! Faith, Hope, and Backlash LaRue are ready to fire up the microphones again each bringing their own special take on subjects like Area 51, Freemasons, Bilderberg's, and as Joe and myself like to call 'em "The District of Criminals" Washington D.C., and how all of this really does tie in to the world around us!
The "Bunker" is ready---ARE YOU?!?!?
Friday, July 20, 2007
Show Progress?
I say that up front as I do not miss my old job, nor the 24/7 series of nightmares that it provided me because I also LOVE my job no matter what it is!
The problems are for example the COST OF GASOLINE, of which you already know how I feel. Keeping a condo for 3 months longer than I should have because I did not have faith in myself. Leaving a job that I was at for almost a decade and I have not yet however discussed ever WHY I took a this career changing move. For those who have tried to follow this show and it's preceding shows on the Internet don't even know.
In Oct. '04 I had already seen the writing on the wall in the world of "Politics" and It's role in the media, NOT the Media's role in POLITICS. Advertisers control show content, product placement, and ultimately those who deliver THEIR message not yours. Americans are no longer, we are members of The North American Union. The National ID card IS coming and we are being monitored 24-7/365. I could not talk about American Idol anymore while men, women, and children are tortured at the hands of our very own government and because its not "flashy" news, it never happened?
I decided that enough was enough and for everyone who said I would never get my own talk show, even if I am taken off the air after tonite, I did what I set out to do. Only will historians be able to really determine if I made a small difference.
I will say this...I am rather uncomfortable with being called "The Art Bell Of Northern Colorado" as its shoes in my opinion just too large to fill.
I hope I do not let you down North America.
Scooter McGee