REJECTED Top 10 list!

If you missed Monday night's show then you missed at 10:10 MST a special call from a great "friend" of the show "Dave" and a Top 10 list!

Well, I sent one myself to CBS and lets just say it was quickly returned with a nice letter asking me not to ever contact anyone at CBS again.

But, I work for CBS!!!---- Don't I?
Can this be that offensive?
ENTITLED --- Santa's best Top 10 pick-up lines!
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I've got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you've been bad or good--so let's skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it.)
3. I see you when you're sleeping--and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I've got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club

Find out TUESDAY 12-18-07 at 10:10 pm MST what the official Top 10 is! You can listen here FREE

Greeley Lights the Nights!

These are just some of the finalists! www.thegreeleygrizwalds.com WON!

Weekend Antics of The Scooter McGee Show on NEWSTALK 1310 KFKA

Well Kids, the snow put me over the edge and so I decided to decorate the house for the holidays!

Is there room ya think for a 1/2 scale Nativity Scene?

I will be one of the judges on MONDAY 12-10-07 for Greeley Lights the Night Contest at 530 pm MT. If YOU have a holiday decoration you are proud of, why not send me the pictures and we will post them on the website to let everyone see your holiday spirit!

I also kinda went overboard inside the bunker as well. This unfortunately is only about 1/5 of the holiday crap I own......

"Scooter... I thought you didn't celebrate the holidays!?!"-----"Have you been making cookies again?"

Christmas Cookie Recipe

I am still getting asked about what I am baking for the holidays, so I thought I would give my recipe for my grandmother's cookies.

Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water -I tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar I tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle CROWN ROYAL
- Sample the CROWN ROYAL to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the CROWN ROYAL again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the CROWN ROYAL is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner, I mean turn on the mixer
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver, or screwdriver----HEY that sounds good! Can I get one please!
- Sample the CROWN ROYAL to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the CROWN ROYAL.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of CROWN ROYAL.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.